Bordicon Umar Tetris-Tanner

Bordicon Umar Tetris-Tanner is the older and wiser irishman in The End Times.

Backstory
Bordicon Umar Tetris-Tanner is a 53 year old man residing in Nevada with his friend Karrot Alfredo Sauce. He was raised by two gay men in secrecy, thus most of his younger years were spent hiding in a chicken coop. After he turned 18, he started to fish to gain money for his own chicken coop. Unfortunately, every chicken coop in Nevada was sold out by the time he had gained money and settled for an apartment near taco bell. Planning to visit his parents for Christmas, he was shocked to find that their chicken coop was empty, later finding out they had been arrested for being homosexual. They were crucified in public and Bordicon developed an addiction to maple syrup then after.

Current Times
Currently, Bordicon is aiming to catch a fish with his friend Karrot. This fish had eaten his Volcano Taco and plans to catch the fish on Fishing Day.